Lanky Kong

Lanky Kong is a amazing creature first discovered in 1932 by a drunk American. He is know as the creature of light, teaching all other creatures what matters in life.

Discovery (1932)
Lanky Kong was discovered when a drunk Amercain named "Di Dnote Xist" when he was running in circles yelling "LANKEH" in a mental institution. Lanky Kong proceeded to burst through the window and tame the man. He was taken to scientists who did many tests on the creature, and decided that he was a kind of ant. Upset by this, Lanky clapped in their faces and they proceeded to say, "This Kong has a Funny Face" until the next day. This was the first of Lanky's powers discovered.

The Legion Of Lanky Kong Founding (1972)
On November 11th, 1972, at 8:08 PM, The Legion of Lanky Kong's first meeting was held. This was for the most odd and strange people to talk of world domination. It later turned into ice cream party's and smash bros tournaments. Every Tuesday after that, a new meeting was held, with a new ice cream flavor every time. Lanky Kong would attend everytime, being a main member of the legion.

Donkey Kong 64 (1999)
Lanky Kong was asked to join the DK Crew, and he did. He also made the DK Rap, that took two weeks to create. 100% of the human population agrees that Lanky Kong is the best character in the game. Also whenever get within 10 feet of a Kremling, or even King K. Rool himself, they will die.

2012 Lanky Kong Spider Incident (2012)
On November 11th, 2012, A anniversary party has held for the legion. While Lanky Kong was drinking punch, a black spider jumped in to his drink. Lanky Kong drank the punch, and when he noticed crawling in his "funny tummy", he screamed and started running in circles, hitting two people and sending them to the hospital. It caused Lanky to buy Gloves. Also, Lanky Kong had to poop, and out came Manky Kong.

Music
Lanky Kong is know to sing many different songs, and released 3 albums, one went platinum.

Donkey Kong Rap - 1999, DK RECORDS

All That Monkey Funk - 2003, DK RECORDS

Drop the Vase - 2007, DK RECORDS

Speechs
Lanky Kong is famous for a speech he gave on December 13th, 1968. The speech, which came to be know as "Is this microphone working?" had him talk about the meaning of life, which he said was mango ice cream. After the speech, many people were sent to the hospital after the caused heart attacks of seeing a ape talk

He has done many more, too many to count.

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Written by mightyzinn

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